Hero loves heroine,
but heroine loves villain,
but villain loves hero’s sister,
but hero’s sister loves heroine brother
but heroine brother loves villain sister
but villain sister loves hero’s brother
and Audience loves the Indian Movie..
============
Teeth said to Tongue “If I just press you little hard, you will get cut.
Tongue replied: “If I misuse one word against someone, then all the 32 of you will come out at once”
———— —
Students are more genius than teachers…. …
Because teachers complete their syllabus in 1 yr & student in just 1 day
———— —
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search the shoes (chappals) you lost at the temple
———— —
Boy: Boys are always more intelligent than girls
Girl: Any proof?
Boy: We always say intelliGENT, have u ever heard telling intelliLADY hai.
———— –
Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER….. …
Immediately after Marriage!!
———— —
Multiangle Love
Hero loves heroine,
but heroine loves villain,
but villain loves hero’s sister,
but hero’s sister loves heroine brother
but heroine brother loves villain sister
but villain sister loves hero’s brother.
———— —
Look Old Feel Younger
An old man tells an young man
I am not 60 but I am 16 with 44 years of Experience.
admin
3 months ago
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
Needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
Gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
And noticed that everybody was staring at me….
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
admin
3 months ago
A teacher asks a student: What is the opposite of laughing?
The student says: sex!
The teacher: How can you say that?
The student: Laughing is ha ha ha.. Sex is ah ah ah !!!
admin
3 months ago
Teeth said to Tongue “If I just press you little hard, you will get cut.
Tongue replied: “If I misuse one word against someone, then all the 32 of
you will come out at once”
———— —
Students are more genius than teachers…. …
Because teachers complete their syllabus in 1 yr & student in just 1 day
———— —
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
the chappals u lost at the temple
———— —
Boy: Boys are always more intelligent than girls
Girl: Any proof?
Boy: We always say intelliGENT, have u ever heard telling intelliLADY. .??;-)
———— —
Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER….. …
Immediately after Marriage!!
———— —
A great love story..
Hero loves heroine,
but heroine loves villain,
but villain loves hero’s sister,
But hero’s sister loves heroine brother
but heroine brother loves villain sister
but villain sister loves hero’s brother.
———— —
An old man’s T Shirt Quote
“I am not 60… I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE”
Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.
admin
3 months ago
An young boy came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed
his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking
chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from
his waist down.
‘Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in
the wind for everyone to see!’ he exclaimed .
The old man looked off in the distance without
answering.
‘Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with
nothing on below the waist?’ he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said,
“well….last week I sat out here with no shirt on,
and I got a stiff hard neck. So your grandma
came up with this idea.”
admin
3 months ago
It has been determined, the most used
sexual position for married couples is a
doggie position. *
* *
The husband sits up and begs.** **
admin
3 months ago
Miniature Humor
============ ========= ===
Multiangle Love
Hero loves heroine,
but heroine loves villain,
but villain loves hero’s sister,
but hero’s sister loves heroine brother
but heroine brother loves villain sister
but villain sister loves hero’s brother
and Audience loves the Indian Movie..
============
Teeth said to Tongue “If I just press you little hard, you will get cut.
Tongue replied: “If I misuse one word against someone, then all the 32 of you will come out at once”
———— —
Students are more genius than teachers…. …
Because teachers complete their syllabus in 1 yr & student in just 1 day
———— —
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search the shoes (chappals) you lost at the temple
———— —
Boy: Boys are always more intelligent than girls
Girl: Any proof?
Boy: We always say intelliGENT, have u ever heard telling intelliLADY hai.
———— –
Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER….. …
Immediately after Marriage!!
———— —
Multiangle Love
Hero loves heroine,
but heroine loves villain,
but villain loves hero’s sister,
but hero’s sister loves heroine brother
but heroine brother loves villain sister
but villain sister loves hero’s brother.
———— —
Look Old Feel Younger
An old man tells an young man
I am not 60 but I am 16 with 44 years of Experience.
admin
3 months ago
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
Needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
Gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
And noticed that everybody was staring at me….
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
admin
3 months ago
A teacher asks a student: What is the opposite of laughing?
The student says: sex!
The teacher: How can you say that?
The student: Laughing is ha ha ha.. Sex is ah ah ah !!!
admin
3 months ago
Teeth said to Tongue “If I just press you little hard, you will get cut.
Tongue replied: “If I misuse one word against someone, then all the 32 of
you will come out at once”
———— —
Students are more genius than teachers…. …
Because teachers complete their syllabus in 1 yr & student in just 1 day
———— —
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
the chappals u lost at the temple
———— —
Boy: Boys are always more intelligent than girls
Girl: Any proof?
Boy: We always say intelliGENT, have u ever heard telling intelliLADY. .??;-)
———— —
Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER….. …
Immediately after Marriage!!
———— —
A great love story..
Hero loves heroine,
but heroine loves villain,
but villain loves hero’s sister,
But hero’s sister loves heroine brother
but heroine brother loves villain sister
but villain sister loves hero’s brother.
———— —
An old man’s T Shirt Quote
“I am not 60… I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE”
Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.
admin
3 months ago
An young boy came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed
his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking
chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from
his waist down.
‘Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in
the wind for everyone to see!’ he exclaimed .
The old man looked off in the distance without
answering.
‘Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with
nothing on below the waist?’ he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said,
“well….last week I sat out here with no shirt on,
and I got a stiff hard neck. So your grandma
came up with this idea.”
admin
3 months ago
It has been determined, the most used
sexual position for married couples is a
doggie position. *
* *
The husband sits up and begs.** **
The wife rolls over and plays dead.*
forex robot
1 month ago
nice post. thanks.